SURPRISE
“That reminds me,” my husband says to the guests at the dinner table, “Have you heard the one about the pig and the dog?” …Oh God, please...
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I KNOW I CAME IN HERE
FOR SOMETHING
If life's a journey I should have packed more clothes.
A blog about age-splaining in the 21st Century.
GLUCKSCHMERZ
Okay, here’s a quiz: 1. Your friend has lost a great deal of weight and looks absolutely fabulous…. 2. Another friend has just landed a...
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU DON’T GO AWAY
This photo was captured while on vacation in Israel. Besides being a ghastly picture of my husband and me (not to mention the décor), it...
THREE PRUNES
I’m standing with a group of people at a fancy charity event. I kind of want to impress them so I’m talking…and talking. Because for some...
PETER PAN AND WENDY
“… It's like the ticking crocodile, isn't it? Time is chasing after all of us.”― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan. A while back my husband received...
THE NIGHT IS A BAD ADVISOR
Last week at 4 in the morning I woke my husband in a major panic. “I’m going blind.” He rolled over and muttered: “Yesterday you had a...
YOU’RE SO VAIN
It’s 6:30 am; I’m just finishing my first cup of coffee, and already my husband is asking what he should wear today. My first reaction...
YOU’RE GOING OUT IN THAT!
I open the weekend newspaper and there it is: another column on the weighty subject: “Am I too old to wear…?” Reams of paper have been...
THE POINTS SYSTEM
“So, what are you up to today?” My husband asks as he puts on his tie. Oh no! Quick, think of something, like a Security Council Meeting,...
FORGET IT!
I’m sitting with someone I hope to do business with. We’re discussing films and I'm referencing that film, you know, the one about the…...
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