Feng Shui
Honey, where’s the white wine?” “Have you tried looking in the refrigerator?” spoken with barely disguised irony. Wasn’t it Nora Ephron...
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I KNOW I CAME IN HERE
FOR SOMETHING
If life's a journey I should have packed more clothes.
A blog about age-splaining in the 21st Century.
Delusional
I just ran into this photo of my dad and me from years ago. Amazing! I haven’t changed a bit. Recently there was an article in the Times...
Nothing’s Perfect
Many years ago when I lived in New York, I had the world’s most fabulous cleaner. There was only one hitch. She believed that President...
Rhubarb Rhubarb
“You never told me.” “Of course I did! Don’t you remember?” “Unh unh, you never told me.” “Are you kidding? I was making your breakfast...
MAY YOU LIVE 120 YEARS
Traditional Jewish Blessing We were all sitting on the balcony. A late evening breeze ruffled the hair and was scented with the fragrance...
FEAR OF FLYING
There must have come a point in Exodus - The matzoh was all baked. They’d packed a couple of floaty dresses - when they thought to...
TORSCHLUSSPANIK
Several years back my sister bought a stupid gimmick called the dollar snatcher. As the name implies, you attach a dollar to an...
PTSD
A recent survey in England found that over 30% of the people regret we’re coming out of lockdown. I suppose after all the fear and loss I...
LEMONADE
There’s an old American saying: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. In general, that’s always been my outlook on life. Of course,...
THESE ARE THE JOKES
Was it a line from Milton Berle or was it an old Vaudeville thing? But when a comedian was dying on the stage, in a desperate plea to get...
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