I KNOW I CAME IN HERE FOR SOMETHING

SHELLEY KATZ

A veteran writer reflects on junk, waffles, and the human condition.

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Enshitification

. Hi, I’m Amanda. How can I help you today? I need to speak with an agent. Okay… You can tell me what you’d like to do? Actually, it’s complicated. I need to speak with a representative. I see. You’d like to book a flight. No, I want to speak with an agent, a representative. Right, so you want to dispute your air miles Agent! Agent! Okay. I didn’t understand your question I want to speak to an AGENT! You can speak to me. I can’t speak to you. You’re a machine. I see. You wan

Your Mother Was Right About Everything

Is it only gay men and Jews who have Mommy Issues? I think not, As you were growing up has there ever been anyone more judgemental, backward thinking, demanding, masochistic, sadistic and what’s more a totally humiliating human being in the world. All of these things and even more so because she was so often right. How many bankruptcies, divorces, broken noses, over-salted soups, hideous tattoos, bad haircuts, and crooked teeth, could have been avoided if we’d only listened

The Rules

. When Moses came down from Sinai he brought with him a set of rules. And while over the years there have been some modifications, for example thou can wear white after Labor Day, or brown shoes with black, they’ve pretty much stayed the same. Even now you can’t walk down 5th Avenue and shoot someone…tempting though it may be. Because still after all these years, there are agreed standards, guard rails, that can guide us through life. I was thinking about that just the othe

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TURNING POINTS from Crowd-Writing

a book by Shelley Katz

Out Now

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SHELLEY KATZ

One morning I woke to discover that someone had transplanted an older woman’s hands on my arms. I can’t say I didn’t have other warning signs – all of which I chose to ignore. But having been a writer for many years, my first instinct was to write about it. Actually that was my second instinct. My first was to close my eyes to it.

Though I started as a Madison Avenue advertising copywriter I soon went legit. I’ve written many novels including Alligator, Lucifer Child, The Shadow President, Family Passions and numerous screen and teleplays as well as producing for TV. The major theme in all of these stories was at least one dead body, preferably several.

However this year, as well as being production consultant on the movie, Stella, I also edited and wrote a story for a compendium of 28 writers true-life adventures, called Turning Points, which has just come out on Amazon. My story did not, for once, center on the Grim Reaper, but was about my life.

I am American and my husband is British and we look upon our rather long marriage as an attempt to forge an international understanding,

My mother, who was a very wise woman, said the only thing she ever learned in life was that four prunes are too many; three are enough. I’m still struggling to come up with a life lesson as profound.

TURNING POINTS from Crowd-Writing

a book by Shelley Katz

Out Now